1. salma:

    yaoibutts:

    shavingryansprivates:

    introducing… SPOONS!

    OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

    This kid needs a nobel prize

  2. Like trust me I pay a water bill I drive by my town’s nearly empty water source all the time

    I get that we’re in a massive drought

    But if you really wanna avoid that just be more considerate in general.  Keep your showers short.  Wash your dishes in a bucket or on the lowest setting possible in your washer.  Turn the tap off in between washing stuff or brushing your teeth.

    I mean sure don’t waste water unless you’re gonna actually donate but like….it’s not a crisis if you dump a bucket of water for a cause compared to how much we use every day

  3. don’t tag anyone in California in the ALS challenge

    endymionz:

    UNLESS YOU KNOW that they can afford to donate the $100.

    We are in the middle of a HUGE drought and water/energy bills are expected to spike in the next couple of months. If you’re still going to do it, stand over some plants that you would have watered anyway.

    SUPPORT THE ALS CAUSE but do not support wasting water in the middle of a drought that’s only getting worse.

  4. the internet is truly a wondrous place

    it fills me with awe every day

  5. stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

    stunningpicture:

    Creative kid. More creative mom.

  6. xhoe:

    these soft grunge text posts are gettin so outta hand like …

    “you used to lick my neck and you told me i was your only one. yesterday i saw you licking a stamp.”

  7. because of that post I just found this wonderful website

  8. tresantes:

    fruit salad 

    *deep voice* yummy yummy

  9. xpw:

    so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

  10. A couple months ago I was trying to tell someone that I was not the “sharpest tool in the shed”

    But  somewhere along the line got it mixed up with saying I was not “the brightest bulb in the box”

    And thus told them that I was “not the brightest tool in the shed”

    This was slightly embarrassing, but did indeed prove my original point

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